[release-2.25] pre-commit: make hooks self contained + ci config (#11359)

* Use alternate self-sufficient shellcheck precommit

This pre-commit does not require prerequisite on the host, making it
easier to run in CI workflows.

* Switch to upstream ansible-lint pre-commit hook

This way, the hook is self contained and does not depend on a previous
virtualenv installation.

* pre-commit: fix hooks dependencies

- ansible-syntax-check
- tox-inventory-builder
- jinja-syntax-check

* Fix ci-matrix pre-commit hook

- Remove dependency of pydblite which fails to setup on recent pythons
- Discard shell script and put everything into pre-commit

* pre-commit: apply autofixes hooks and fix the rest manually

- markdownlint (manual fix)
- end-of-file-fixer
- requirements-txt-fixer
- trailing-whitespace

* Convert check_typo to pre-commit + use maintained version

client9/misspell is unmaintained, and has been forked by the golangci
team, see https://github.com/client9/misspell/issues/197#issuecomment-1596318684.

They haven't yet added a pre-commit config, so use my fork with the
pre-commit hook config until the pull request is merged.

* collection-build-install convert to pre-commit

* Run pre-commit hooks in dynamic pipeline

Use gitlab dynamic child pipelines feature to have one source of truth
for the pre-commit jobs, the pre-commit config file.

Use one cache per pre-commit. This should reduce the "fetching cache"
time steps in gitlab-ci, since each job will have a separate cache with
only its hook installed.

* Remove gitlab-ci job done in pre-commit

* pre-commit: adjust mardownlint default, md fixes

Use a style file as recommended by upstream. This makes for only one
source of truth.
Conserve previous upstream default for MD007 (upstream default changed
here https://github.com/markdownlint/markdownlint/pull/373

)

* Update pre-commit hooks

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Co-authored-by: Max Gautier <mg@max.gautier.name>